Fortuna 

The Roman Goddess of Fortune..
As Well as:ME!! HAHAHAHA!!! SERIOUSLY!!

My Name is Fortuna and I've been gifted by Fortuna to have and what I want, thus making me spoiled.

Fortuna by Paul Simon March 13, 2005

fortuna 

The second word in Carmina Burana. Its the piece that is usually played in a horror movie with the devil or something for those who do not know many classical choral and orchetra pieces.

Go listen to it for an example.

fortuna by concertmaster August 25, 2005

fortuna 

The female mystical being entrusted with fate, as expressed in John Kennedy Toole's "A Confederacy of Dunces."

Oh, what foul cruelty fortuna has spun to me today!

fortuna by anonymous November 20, 2004

Fortuna, CA 

Small northern California white trash town in the middle of Humboldt County. Population of approx. 70,000 and a diverse mix of old hippies, hobos, stoners, hicks from across the river, okies, escalade-driving pot growers, wanna-be-wealthy land owners, cowboys, and the random average school teacher. The "cool places" to meet include Safeway Parking Lot and the Tracks (also across the river.) In the summer the river and beach are the close by spots to be especially Miranda. Fortuna boasts the largest screen on the North Coast! and is also known to all around as "the friendly city". Stop by taco loco for a cheap burrito.

Guy #1: ""Dude, should we go to Arcata tonight to get high or drink beer and chew in Ferndale?"

Guy # 2: "Let's compromise and head into Fortuna, CA"

Fortuna, CA by purple knife April 10, 2011

Fortuna A

A paranoid, cock-blocking freak who tells the half-truth yet is afraid to live up to it. She's dirty-minded and a hard-core who doens't give up easily and loves to make sex jokes. She is a level A freak who loves to give fellatio (guys her # is... lol). She hates the world and the everything that lives but all-in-all she's a really cool girl (and friend!!!!) Marked by bad fortune btw

Omg, did you see that Fortuna girl in school today?

Fortuna A by Someone who doesn't care March 14, 2005

fortuna law 

A North Dakota law stating that when a guest leaves a party, they can take with them a key aspect of it, such as nachos or booze. Works in every other state also.

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fortuna law by The Wild Burrito March 11, 2017

O Fortuna 

The popular intro and outro of Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana." It has been used in popular movies, such as Jackass: The Movie, The Hunt for Red October, and Natural Born Killers. It is widely regarded as one of the most exciting pieces of music ever written and recorded. Known for its apocalyptic tempo, "O Fortuna" remains well-reveared even in today's world.

After Carl Orff had written "O Fortuna", he took an abnormally large, magnificent shit in celebration.

O Fortuna by Josh Y. July 18, 2006