Long Island Blowout 

A very regional haircut found in the greater New York City area. This includes Staten Island, Queens, all parts of New Jersey and especially Long Island, they are not found in Manhattan except from bridge and tunnel crowds in on a Saturday night. They can be found in high concentrations at Rutgers and Suny Albany. The haircut starts with a product known as "hair glue" and the guido works the glue into his hair and meticulosly spikes small bunches of hair towards the back of his head. Sometimes known as "The Sonic" LIB's are usually accompanied by tattoos, tank top t-shirt, "wife beaters", all white sneakers, acid washed jeans, displayed religious chains and fake tans. The owners of the blowouts have no class, low IQ, no sense of fashion and no shame.

You see that kid over there with the Long Island Blowout.

Long Island Blowout by Pistallero September 21, 2006

Long Distance Relationship 

People who can make things work no matter how far away they are or where they are. They truely love each other to make there love last

Catherine is in a long distance relationship with a boy named Devin who is two states away from her, yet she still loves him.

Long Distance Relationship by Jackie Jessica D'Larace August 3, 2012

Long Time

Slang in Thailand for "all night" used by the slant slash hookers to notate length of sexual encounter.
(see Short Time)
(see slant slash)

In Bangkok the prices for Long Time vary from 500 Baht ($15 USD) to 2500 Baht depending on the quality of the girl or if it is getting really late and she wants to strike a deal.

Long Time by BigD101 December 28, 2007

long game 

1. British term for a long-term confidence trick, or con. A multi-step scam, often involving multiple people and aimed at obtaining large sums of money from marks, or suckers.

2. More generally, any strategy with a long-term goal of gaining the upper-hand. Often used to describe politicians trying to outwit opponents.

1. Took a year, but Richard and Alice managed to get a couple dozen rich widows to invest in their bogus mutual fund; they played the long game and won big.

2. The prime minister seemed weak in his negotiations with the Russians, but in reality she's playing the long game and giving them a false sense of security.

long game by WineOfTyrants August 28, 2014

Long Island Expressway

The main thoroughfare on Long Island. Also known as "The World's Longest Parking Lot".

I sat awn the (lawngilind) Long Island Expressway for too ahwuhs befawh I foynully mayd it tew Jeriko.

Long Island Expressway by Person McPherson September 10, 2006

Long Wang 

In Chinese mythology Long Wang was a dragon king.
Nowadays, it means a big fat cock

Chinaman: Long Wang controls the elements

Modern man: I've got a long wang; look --flops onto table--

Long Wang by Mungu February 28, 2007

Long Beach Island 

The best place in the WORLD. One of the only great places that is completely AUTHENTIC. Beats anywhere else by FAR--Cape Cod, Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, Point Pleasant, the Hamptons don't even come close. Cool people, hot lifeguards and surfers, hot girls, not to mention Bruce Springsteen (patron saint of the Jersey Shore), the BEST BAGELS...Fantasy Island, Bay Village, Beach Haven, everywhere that has a bike lane....

Heaven!

"Hey, do you want to come down to the shore this weekend?"

"Well, my family's going to the Cape--"

"Dude, my family's going to Long Beach Island."

"Of course I'll come...I just have to get out of it..."

"That's what I thought."

Long Beach Island by jerseygrl2 December 26, 2008