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Convenient Lesbian

1) Girls who indulge in girl on girl action when surrounded by girls only. Despite being hetero, they get their jollies the gay way, rather than have no action at all. Common in students at all girls boarding schools.

2) A girl who announces she's gay when being chatted up by a bloke she finds repellent.

3) The heterosexual emo females, who believe that gayness=coolness and therefore have all been gay/are currently gay/will be gay very soon but will embrace their genuine sexuality when that is in fashion.
1) I first had sex when I was seventeen, if you don't count the two years in which I attended Roedean and was a convenient lesbian.

2) Phil decided to go home after being shot down by the fifth convenient lesbian of the night.

3) Those emo girls aren't actually gay, you know. They're just convenient lesbians. Next week they'll be into pre-op transexuals to coincide with the latest reality tv show.
by MagickDio November 7, 2012
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Chaotic Lesbian

A chaotic lesbian is a lesbian who is very rambunctious and somewhat aggressive, and may or may not have a criminal record.
by ThotticusBinch June 8, 2018
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ur dad lesbian

Carl Block: "UR MOM GAY"
Joe: "ur dad lesbian"
Carl: *dies*
by GBfeilf May 10, 2018
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Golden Lesbian

A lesbian who has never had sex with a man.
Looking back on my past relationships with men, sometimes I wish I was a Golden Lesbian.
by Jess506 December 31, 2006
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Lesbian Kiss

when two females kiss eachother because of 'romance' or 'blinding passion'.
by Bi2loveu October 20, 2010
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Lesbian daddy kink

When a girl calls her girlfriend daddy in the bedroom and a sexual turn on/kink.

This may also be used in the ddlg (Daddy Dom/Little girl) as an alternative instead of calling your girlfriend/caregiver mommy, instead you call them daddy.
My girlfriend wants me to call her daddy, I thought that only straight girls and guys enjoy being called that.
Daddy kink- A kink involving the depiction of sexual activity or tension between a father figure and a (usually) younger character.
Lesbian daddy kink- a girl that calls her girlfriend daddy
by Lesbian daddy kink October 1, 2018
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Lesbian sex

I was at my crush kas’s house for the first time and she turned on some lesbian sex shows which had lots of porn, I got so wet I couldn’t take it anymore so I jumped on her and she stripped for me whilst I fingered my self for her as I wanted her very wet. She was so wet and it was amazing the took off her thong and I began to eat her out she said stop..

I got scared but then she said “I only want you ALL of you, will you let me do bad things to your body?” I giggled and agreed “yes kas OH YES” she started:

She sucked me dry and put a finger into my hole straight away as I moaned. She rammed her middle finger so far up my tight pussy and I moaned loudly. She then groped my clit and sucked it till it was hard. She then started penetrating her tongue in and out of for so long she did it about 14 times before take me on with her warm fingers again but this time she stuck it up my pussy hole 30 times in and out and in and out “ohhh YES YES OHHHHH BABY KAS MMMMM” she looked at me and I nodded “HARDER ALL THE WAY MMMM” and she fisted my pussy “AHHHH MMM YES” I scream-moaned loudly she took out a vibrating dildo that was exactly 15” she rammed it into my pussy and shoved it in and out 7 times before turning the vibrater on and pulsing it in and out 8 times before leaving it there whilst she nibbled my 38DD breasts “ MMM PULL IT OUT KAY AND FUCK ME YOURSELF mmmmm yes” i moaned, she did and she tongue fucked me 23 times. Before licking my juices off the dildo and kissing my clit
by Hot stories January 7, 2021
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