Anal Labia

When your hemorrhoids protrude so far out of your anus that they resemble labia.

That stripper is so nasty. When she bent over, her anal labia were poking out of her G-string

by Bighart August 19, 2015

goose laitin

goose latin is a language spoken so that only frinds that understands it's secrt code can under stand what it means

thabis abis sabo wabirabed haba haba haba

by mobid weasle March 11, 2005

Labotomy

A cure for insanity used in the Medieval times. They would remove half of the brain leaving the person dead, and the insanity cured.

The crazy killer received a labotomy for being a weiner.

by Labotomy June 13, 2005

labian

1. (n) One who possesses labia, ie, a woman
2. (n) One who possesses characteristics of one who possesses labia

Bob: I'm tired, hot, bloated, hungry, and cranky. Like, all the time...
John: Oh, stop being such a labian...

by tojz July 10, 2005

labib

a male with a female appearance, who lives maths, eats maths, dreams maths(literally)...and even gets horny thinking about maths

you got 98% in maths, you are such a labib!!

by mo_and_bro March 19, 2013

Lazy Labia

A medical condition when one or both lips of a woman's labia turn in or out and/ or do not appear to work together. Though medically it is considered a matter of opinion, some say a lazy labia effect's one's ability to correctly judge the depth of the afflicted vagina. A popular layman’s description of a lazy labia is that the woman’s vagina appears to have suffered a stroke.

Person 1: Dude did you score with Hally last night?

Person 2: I had to hit that doggy style, seeing her lazy labia made it hard for me to keep a boner!

by T.J. Kerr August 7, 2012

labial contusion

Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.

Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"

by AdamV August 28, 2006