herpacephalitis

A terrible disease bound to kill you like cancer

I found out I have herpacephalitis today I don't know how long I have

by anonymous February 5, 2023

heppy

Happy, but extra warm, and extra cute, and a little bit New Zealand.

Essentially the difference between text-based emoticons with noses and those without --

Happy: :-) :-D

heppy: :) :D

Bobby, cuddling with S/O: am heppy :)

by PurpleElephantsRule June 10, 2023

gutter harpy

A somewhat rough young woman who you momentarily think is a sexy minx due to a having a pair of beer goggles on.

"Fuck me - you know that lass I went with was boasting about stealing from Poundland?"

"Sounds like a right Gutter Harpy"

by MidlandsJim June 10, 2014

jerk herp

Someone that gives you herpes by jerking you off while sucking penis.

Jacqueline gave Timmy a Jerk herp on his dick while giving felacio.

by O.G Unknown September 17, 2019

KFC Harpy

A woman who looks finger lickin good but only in the eyes of fat retards.
Lures her prey in with the promise of home-cooked meals but ends up bringing home KFC like that scene in Talladega Night.

"Holy shit, that 400 lbs KFC Harpy is drawing in that fat guy with the allure of her greasy thighs."

"What do you mean? She doesn't even have any chicken on her."

"I'm talking about her fucking legs."

by Szayelaparro October 3, 2022

herpagonasyphalaids

Herpagonasyphalaids is a very serious mixture of STD's.It includes, but is not limited to, herpies,ghonaria,syphalis,and aids. This is most common in hoes,sluts,bitches,skanks,and pimps. This disease is easily transmitted from sexual encounterings. There is no known cure for this.

Danny:Hey austin did u get herpagonasyphalaids from shelby
Austin:hell yea and it was worrth it other then the S.P.S

by drizzlebizzle July 24, 2007

ganda-herpa-sifa-warta-aid-a-titus

Grouping all the STDs in one word. Gandaria,Herpes,Siffilis,Genatale Warts,Aids,Hepatitus

That Bitch Gave me "Ganda-herpa-sifa-warta-aid-a-titus"

by Josh Pope January 18, 2007