MidlandsJim's definitions

gutter harpy

A somewhat rough young woman who you momentarily think is a sexy minx due to a having a pair of beer goggles on.

"Fuck me - you know that lass I went with was boasting about stealing from Poundland?"

"Sounds like a right Gutter Harpy"

by MidlandsJim June 10, 2014

made in chelsea

A crap reality television shows that airs on E4 in the United Kingdom on monday night and is centered around a bunch of young upper-class twits who've never worked a day in their lives.

Jeremy: As part of our new Labour policy we shall either abolish Made in Chelsea or put them against a wall and well you know the rest.

by MidlandsJim November 20, 2016