1 definition by Szayelaparro
A woman who looks finger lickin good but only in the eyes of fat retards.
Lures her prey in with the promise of home-cooked meals but ends up bringing home KFC like that scene in Talladega Night.
Lures her prey in with the promise of home-cooked meals but ends up bringing home KFC like that scene in Talladega Night.
"Holy shit, that 400 lbs KFC Harpy is drawing in that fat guy with the allure of her greasy thighs."
"What do you mean? She doesn't even have any chicken on her."
"I'm talking about her fucking legs."
"What do you mean? She doesn't even have any chicken on her."
"I'm talking about her fucking legs."
by Szayelaparro October 3, 2022