happier than a pig in shit

Very happy. A pig in shit would be a happy pig, so we are even happier.

Interviewer: How do you feel having scored the winning goal?
Sport guy: Happier than a pig in shit.

by mattyboy May 16, 2004

Shit Happens

When something stupid or annoying happens without your control.

Forrest Gump's famous quote.

Tom: I got fired yesterday. Our company's cutting back.

Jack: That sucks.

Tom: Yeah, shit happens.

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Fan: You just stepped in a huge pile of dog shit!

Forrest Gump: It happens.

Fan: What, shit?

Forrest Gump: Sometimes.

by Teal Tower July 30, 2010

not gonna happen

Most likely the final negatory answer you get after saying "Please" two or three times in a row. It's better to just give up, because when you hear this, whatever you want is not gonna happen.

You: Can we get that (insert name on expensive, useless piece of junk)
Me: No.
You: Please?
Me: No.
You: Please!
Me: No!
You Pleeeease?
Me: Told you before, not gonna happen!

by werallsonsofbitches December 17, 2009

true happiness

Only experienced once in your life and will be remembered. The only way you can find true happiness is to believe its their; it just take time to find it. Sometimes its worth the wait.

"Do you see that girl over their in the corner? She's gleaming with True Happiness."

by Linkerets August 1, 2012

Dude What Would Happen

A pretty bad ripoff of, "Mythbusters" shown on Cartoon Network.

Due to the fact that Dude What Would Happen appeals to 10 year old boys, Cartoon Network generates good popularity for it.

"I love that show Dude What Would Happen, it rocks!"

"Are you 10 man?"

by SeventhSandwich[BL] June 10, 2010

Happiful

Extremely happy, or, "uber" happy.

"I'm totally happiful today, because my mom bought me an ipod."

by Poetgirl July 24, 2008

Happier than a two peckered puppy

Really happy, elated

Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?

by jrwright August 22, 2011