guitarist

one who plays the guitar...well...not someone who has picked it up by buying the cheapest thing they could find and learn three songs which they play with annoying repetetiveness...one who actually knows the scales chords and musical theory ( the circle or cycle of fifths etc.)

i dont know who some of these cocky authors are but not all guitarists are rude, and not all guitarists of any genre suck hendrix althought not from a musical background could play from intuition and there are hundreds of great guitarists , paco de lucia Al DiMeola john petrucci, steve vai, eric clapton, jimmy page, carlos santana stevie ray vaughan, eric johnson, yngwie malmsteen, michael hedges, chet atkins, michael angelo batio, george harrison, b.b. king, robert cray, john mayer, buddy guy, bo diddley, joe walsh, joe perry...and im stopping just because im almost out of room... if you recognize 90% of those you are most likely a guitarist or an avid listener

by thenextslowhand February 9, 2007

guitar.cunts

those bitches at guitar.com

braindead lil fuckers who think n*sync is better than the original Van Halen

disgusting lil boogers

by fuckyou you lil snot eating nerd some bitches April 25, 2004

Guitar.com misc sucks

The hairy,smelly butthole of the entire internet that poop comes out of.

misc-ers are the rudest,most offensive,lowest life forms on the planet.

Guitar.com is the most offensive guitar site I've ever had the displeasure of visiting.

It would be okay if not for the miscellaneous forum.

This is a sick and twisted and offensive and evil guitar site folks.

by Arnold Shwarzenegger March 6, 2004

guitar hero face

the face that you make when you play guitar hero. Typicly when you stick your tongue out to one side or the other and squint because the notes are coming to dam fast

that dude has the guitar hero face

by brennaneyl December 22, 2007

Guitar

sometimes used in art (like picasso paintings) guitars have influenced music since the western world. closely related to a predecessor, the lute, guitars consist of 6,7,or 12 strings (i once saw a 42 string guitar..it was nuts) as far as acoustic guitars go, the best acoustic money can buy is either a C.F. Martin, or a Takamine. As far as electrics go: Fender, Gibson, or Paul Reed Smith (PRS) the strings are strummed or plucked either with the bare fingers or a plectrum (pick) to create a pleasing array of tonal masterpieces.

Phil: "I'm playing guitar so i can get laid w00t!"
David: "think with your mind instead of your dick. you'll go far."
Phil: *spontaneously combusts*

by Kirsh November 26, 2004

guitar hero

can be either

1. a game that uses a plastic stick with brightly colored buttons. occasionaly makes some addicts think they actually have talent on the real guitar, when in reality they are jealous pricks.

2. a game that some people play in small amounts. this is ok because they dont beleive they have any skill at real guitar and they could also be real guitarists too.

1. (this actually happened)
max(me): dude i finally got the intro to bark at the moon down!

tommy: sweet how long did it take?

matt s(guitar hero addict): you mean on guitar hero? i got 85% on expert! i can play it on real guitar too now! (no he cant)

me: what the fuck

tommy: go away

2.

andrew(drummer): you know what song is awesome

me: no what

andrew: purple haze. its about a kind of weed thats apparently like 60$ a leaf!

me: thats like jimi hendrixes easiest song i learned it with the solo in 3 days

andrew: yeah its on guitar hero my cousin let me play it at his house

me: haha awesome just dont play it a lot

by lewdcruedtatooed May 10, 2009

Guitar Hero

A game people love to buy for any console Ps2 and up great way to have fun when your bored and to listen to great music may even make you want to get a real guitar.

"Hey, can __________ come over?" no he is playing guitar hero

by Gamerman1337 November 21, 2011