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gimpy bastard

Any drunk fucker that requires Jimmy sticks to move about the bar.
That gimpy bastard is going to piss himself if you don't give him his Jimmy sticks back!
by redheadbass January 26, 2011
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Grumpy Puppet

The act of inserting ones fist into the anus of a small person (midget) and waving them about like a hand puppet.
Did you see the grumpy puppet at the party last night?
by YellowWaffles May 21, 2011
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Gimpy terry

Some random fuck tard who runs around in a onsie tiger suit at night and calls himself 'gimpy terry' and tries to molest children, annoy people and genrally be retarded. his friends are pedo jezz and gary glitter.
Gimpy Terry runs past...

Steve: Fucking retard.

Matt: there's something wrong with him.
by SAGGARTH March 22, 2012
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grumpy dump

A shit that hurts coming out. Grumpy dumps most often occur after eating spicy food, or can simply happen if you are just taking girthy shit.
Man, I just took a giant grumpy dump! I think my butthole is bleeding!

John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
by Gringo no Brasil November 17, 2014
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gumpet

" Ah boys nice bit of gumpet coming here"
by Claphams back April 19, 2018
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gumphumper

The title given to the ultimate warrior of the land, or someone who can talk very well. This is not given as an heirloom, but as a token of the greatest person in the land.
Gumphumper then went and killed the entire camp of goblins, sparing no one, in order to save a village.
by BigBouncyBoyBlox October 18, 2017
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Grumpy Ivan

The act of jacking off to the point just before orgasm, then waking her up unexpectedly and cumming on her face when she least expects it. This is reserved for a disappointing evening where she flirts and promises bomb sex all night, then falls asleep leaving you with a case of blue balls.
Susie got me all hot and bothered the other night at the bar talking about her mad BJ skills but when we got home she fell asleep so I gave her the Grumpy Ivan in the morning.
by EZontheMic December 31, 2019
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