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Some random fuck tard who runs around in a onsie tiger suit at night and calls himself 'gimpy terry' and tries to molest children, annoy people and genrally be retarded. his friends are pedo jezz and gary glitter.
by SAGGARTH March 22, 2012
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Man, I just took a giant grumpy dump! I think my butthole is bleeding!
John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
by Gringo no Brasil November 17, 2014
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Gumphumper then went and killed the entire camp of goblins, sparing no one, in order to save a village.
by BigBouncyBoyBlox October 18, 2017
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Susie got me all hot and bothered the other night at the bar talking about her mad BJ skills but when we got home she fell asleep so I gave her the Grumpy Ivan in the morning.
by EZontheMic December 31, 2019
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