3 definitions by EZontheMic
Similar to the pile driver in nature, and perhaps more satisfying. In this classic maneuver, the man squats hamstring to hamstring with the chick who is positioned ass up, on her neck and shoulders so he can drill press his cock into her; with each dipping thrust, she gets a birds-eye view of his asshole.
Susie loves the pile driver so last night i switched it up and gave her the Iranian Drill Press. When we finished she asked me to marry her.
by EZontheMic December 31, 2020
The art of using a TV remote as a substitute penis in the event that ones penis fails to rise to the occasion. Originating in Monroe County, this classic maneuver is generally met with enthusiasm by the ladies as the individual buttons on the remote control make it feel “ribbed for her pleasure” Added benefit, the TV remote is always close handy so when the penis has called it an early night, the remote is always standing by.
Dude: Man, I got shit house drunk last night and when I got ol girl from the bar in the sack, my cock wouldn’t work.
Buddy: oh shit bro, what’d you do?
Dude: I gave her the MoCo Zenith and she loved it
Buddy: oh shit bro, what’d you do?
Dude: I gave her the MoCo Zenith and she loved it
by EZontheMic October 4, 2020
The act of jacking off to the point just before orgasm, then waking her up unexpectedly and cumming on her face when she least expects it. This is reserved for a disappointing evening where she flirts and promises bomb sex all night, then falls asleep leaving you with a case of blue balls.
Susie got me all hot and bothered the other night at the bar talking about her mad BJ skills but when we got home she fell asleep so I gave her the Grumpy Ivan in the morning.
by EZontheMic December 31, 2020