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Grumpy Puppet
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The act
of inserting ones fist into
the anus
of a small person (midget) and waving them about like a
hand puppet
.
Did you
see the grumpy puppet at
the party
last night
?
Grumpy Puppet
by
YellowWaffles
May 21, 2011
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