Gonk

A scottish word for blow job. Heard specifically in the scottish tv series 'chewin the fat'

Geez a gonk ya dobber

by Bigweecoolguy November 24, 2021

gonker

noun; a really old, unwashed genital (singular)
adjective; an extremely Poo person that you literally cannot describe with any other word, more often than not this person is the type to say "what's the damage" to their cashier who has to laugh because if they don't it would be extremely awkward, when in reality they want to sock their face <3

noun; "please dad this is the 7th time can you please get your gonker out of my face god"
adjective; "girl that's literally so gonker how about i remove your individual toenails instead"

by pleaseimbeingheldcaptivehelp December 28, 2021

Gohnny Jilbert

Another name for Price is Right announcer George Gray. He is referred to by this name because his crappy announcing is exactly the opposite of how great the current announcer Johnny Gilbert of Jeopardy fame is

Gohnny Jilbert is no Johnny Gilbert nor Johnny Olson

by Timeiswasted January 2, 2022

Ghonke

ghonke is a character made by superXapple and PMS on youtube

he is best friends with monke ball and is also a ghost monkey 🤯🤯🤯

he is afraid of scientists that do bad stuff to him (ik this is very weird, just watch it)

“it’s the 43315167th time i’ve watched the ghonke pilot i can’t escape send help please i’m going to die.”

the end

by Ghonke May 28, 2022

Goonk

The sound your shit makes when it exits your ass and drops into the toilet

Ben Dover: "Uuuuurgh!"
*Squeezing out a shit*
SFX: Goonk!
*The shit drops into the toilet*

by Logan Hell June 4, 2022

gonkified

when you lost your arms and everything else remains plus you're still alive

you will have been gonkified after the torture process

by Random Gamer & DL_duck July 24, 2022

Gonk

To hit or strike someone with a karate chop, typically on the top of the head. Often done in a humorous fashion.

I'm gonna gonk you if you don't shut up.

Dang, he got gonked!

Did you see Ted gonk that guy? Dude didn't get back up.

by thehomiesthomie November 1, 2022