arabian sun glasses

when a male puts their one of there testicles on each of the female's eyes.
this was also in part created by ryan jamie and john

i gave that girl an arabian sun glasses.

by JEW CLAW January 31, 2005

Glarseholes

Wearers of Google Glass in the UK.

Film the River Thames not the patrons of the pub, you Glarseholes!

by KinLa June 23, 2014

Glare Witch

A name used to describe someone who is lackin hair on one or more parts of the head.

"Did you see that par 3 golf course on the back of Donald's head?" "I would've if I could get passed the glare. He's the Glare Witch!"

by Boo Bare December 25, 2007

glasses

Man to woman: "You have glasses. Use them."

As I heard it used, this remark was intended to be sarcastic, demeaning, or provocative, but I am unclear about whether it had sexual implications. It might mean something like "being able to see something in plain view ," or able to see something that is "right in front of your face." Or it might reference fellatio. I would like to know.

The word is glasses.
Or phrase : "Use glasses"
As in this phrase, (man to woman): "You have glasses. Use them."

by Maggie Fisher February 17, 2017

Glasses

Glasses are an item you wear on your face, to help you see better.

I just got my glasses today, now i can finally see!

by swimld June 1, 2017

urkel glasses

Glasses defined as having at a minimum 1" thick glass, large dimension lenses treated with duralumin, which is accompanied by eyeglass cord made from leftover weave

Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter

"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.

To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"

Jim - "Let me know when you're gonna blow your load"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"

by Captain Cosby Sweater March 7, 2014

fast glasses

When the glasses make you feel like you are always at a high speed.

“Bro these are some fast glasses!”
“What do you mean fast?”
“Like I’m moving at unpaceable rate.”

by Datboichargin March 22, 2019