hold a finger to

1. Used when comparing one object that fails to match the high quality or characteristics of another object.

2. Offering ones finger when making a promise, as if to allow them the opportunity to bite, saw, or break it off if the promise is not kept.

1. Kyle- "what's fishing like her in July?"

Jim- "Well, I'll tell ya this much, the fish ya'll caught today don't hold a finger to the ones in July!"

2. Bill- "You gotta be kidding me! I don't believe you at all!"

Wes- " I promise on my mother's grave!"

Bill- "I still don't believe you!"

Wes- "Here, look, I'll hold my finger to it."

by The mighty mighty basstones May 5, 2010

talk to the finger

A suggestion you make to someone who has insulted you or someone you’re with as you calmly raise your middle finger about a foot in front of their face.

I think I have solution: talk to the finger.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

Middle Finger

The only thing in your life that'll stick up for you.

I don't have to deal with your shit - *uses middle finger*

by Lukeemu April 1, 2017

Fingerburn

When you are using a touch screen device and scrolling to the bottom of a page on the internet and your finger feels like its on fire. Similar to rope burn except this is only for one finger.

I was trying to look at the comments on urbandictionary but there was so much spam I got fingerburn multiple times before I reached the bottom of the page.

by big cock ben October 9, 2008

finger n blow chick

A girl who doesn't consider herself a slut so she won't fuck you and instead will quickly blow you when the action starts to get a bit too heavy.

I was making out with Connie and as soon as I got my hand in her jeans she whipped out my dick and sucked me off. She wouldn't fuck me but at least she's a finger n blow chick.

by RBAK June 2, 2016

grinch's finger

A large, maybe deformed green chilli from a Fish and Chip Shop, usually asked for when buying kebab meat

Buying a kebab and asking for a green chilli, then opening the box and screaming "OH MY GOD ITS A GRINCH'S FINGER!" Then laughing hysterically

"I asked for a Grinch's finger and the mans face was priceless"

by The Grinch's Finger December 28, 2013

razor finger

when a person sharpens thier fingernail and proceeds to violently finger a girl. Can be performed girl on girl or heterosexually.

"Sure the scabs are really irritating, but that razor finger sure was worth it."

by Perri O'key May 18, 2010