Fahpoofy

A large roll of fat on a woman that hangs so low it covers her vagina.

Did you see the fahpoofy on that fat bitch in the bikini.

by Meso H. September 14, 2011

Fapochino

Squeezing one out at Starbucks.

"The barista at the Starbucks was so hot I had to go into the bathroom for a quick fapochino."
"I work at Starbucks so I spend my breaks in the bathroom enjoying a fapochino."

by MasterMopho August 21, 2013

fapoapsis

The height of sexual pleasure reached just prior to orgasm while masturbating.

From "fap" - to masturbate, and "apoapsis" - the largest distance in an elliptical orbit of a body and a larger body. The point where the orbiter is at maximum height over the orbitee.

"Scott reached the fapoapsis as he watched the money shot scene with Peter North and Kym Wilde"

by DevRandom September 16, 2014

Fapperblasted

Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.

Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."

by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016

Fappernaut

Fellow that faps a lot with free porn pages such as xvideos.com and pornhub.com :v

Man did you see the video that I send you?
Dude, it is totally gross your a bloody fappernaut :V

by Doctor Papu :v May 27, 2016

Fappatite

Your Appitite for fapping

Guy 1: I was about to beat off earlier but then I say my dad naked

Guy 2: Ehh that’s Disgusting

Guy 1: yeah I totally lost my Fappatite

by LiamM33 December 10, 2017

Fapooing

The process of fapping and pooing at the same time. The enjoyment comes from the anal stimulation provided alongside the self stimulation of the fap. Seasoned fapooers will learn to extend the process with a gentle pushing out and sucking in of the poo to mimic anal penetration.

Rodney Galereux: Nebu, you were in the toilet for like 45 minutes, what the hell were you doing in there? I'm going to be late for work and also it smells weird.

Nebu: What I was doing was pooing, well, not just pooing, fapooing.

Rodney Galereux: You sicken me

by cassiusgay June 2, 2018