ethnic poop

a poop that is taken after eating an ethnic food. Italian food makes a hearty poop, Chinese food makes a poop liquid-ish and somehow makes people hungry for it after describing these variations of pooping

M: Where were you?
E: I was in the living room
M: Liar!! you were avoiding me
E: Fine I was taking a poop. I had Chinese food last night to give you a better visual.
M: LOL. Is it wrong to say that Chinese sounds good right now?
E: Eww you sick bastard. I am talking about my ethnic poop and it get's you hungry.

by Chubrok December 17, 2008

ethosser

A person who talks about somebody or something having an abstract or ethereal "ethos", when they really mean somebody or something who recruits for one religion or another and either doesn't have the backbone to say so, or is pretending to be principally interested in something else. Used principally to describe religious people who run or work in schools, hospitals, prisons and other outlets where there are relatively large numbers of sick, vulnerable or credulous people who are open to recruitment by the religion concerned.

With reference to "tosser" (idiot).

That school's principal is one serious ethosser.

by robindch June 10, 2009

ethiopian rave

when you fill a room with Ethiopian children and tape bread to the ceiling, causing them to jump up and down dancing

I just went to an ethiopian rave but all they served was bread.

by Aclk January 22, 2017

Ethnicity

Something that has to force it's way into everything.

Guy1: oh my gosh, that white guy is playing against a bunch of black guys!
Guy2: oh my gosh, the black guy is so white.

Guy3: oh my gosh, who gives a shit what ethnicity they are? Stop stereotyping.

by A-person_yay July 28, 2014

Ethiopian Eye Drop

This occurs when you release a massive amount of sperm into your sexual partner's eye(s).

The Ethiopian Eye Drop gave Mary gonorrhea.

by NickGioMarc August 23, 2007

ethnicity

Something white people should never try to relate to

Girl: I'm half German!
Guy: Oh, which of your parents are from Germany?
Girl: My mom's from Kentucky and my dad's from Washington.
Guy: Hey, you're an idiot.

by Smeego February 24, 2005

go ethiopian

to have either not eaten, drank, or bathed.

how was dinner?

we decided to go ethiopian

oh so you didnt eat?

by almabobby February 6, 2010