When three Ford Explorers of the same engine size align in a formation, they will cause an nuclear explosion and take out an entire city block and poison the rest of the city.
Ford Dealerships never place more then three Explorers next to each other for fear that The Ford Explorer Equinox will trigger and destroy the dealership.
Steve no longer wanted to live his life so he tried to preform the Ford Explorer Equinox, but the other ford drivers were not having any of that.
Steve no longer wanted to live his life so he tried to preform the Ford Explorer Equinox, but the other ford drivers were not having any of that.
by PhatTiger April 26, 2009
Get the The Ford Explorer Equinox mug.A kind of zoophile who is sexually aroused, or just romantically attracted to horses. I am unironically an equinophile too.
—So, i have recently noticed that horses make me feel wird things... That i dont feel to anything else. I shouldnt say this, but when im alone with them i sometimes get a boner looking at them.
—Youre sure an equinophile. There is no need do deny it, i have this problem too, but i habe learnt to receive joy from horses.
—Youre sure an equinophile. There is no need do deny it, i have this problem too, but i habe learnt to receive joy from horses.
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A half-horse, half-human creature. Equine humanoids smell extremely bad, and their asses are quite ripe bent over. They are an endangered species these days. Only 10 equine humanoids exist worldwide. In the United States, there is Horseshit Breath (Louie); and Louie's nemesis Mack, who recently moved to the US from London.
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has a large penis n loves too make out and all them good stuff he is a super good kisser loves to make out too:
has a large penis n loves too make out and all them good stuff he is a super good kisser loves to make out too:
damnn equi qive it to me
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