Dumpling

Dumplings are what's left of your shit that doesn't go down the toilet post flush. The remaining microturd will linger in the bowl until a 2nd flush is performed, and if not in a timely fashion can result in a rotten fart funk that will linger in the bathroom for an unfortunate person to find.

Make sure you courtesy flush because the plumbing here sucks, I don't want you leaving a dumpling here for me to find later.

by DrDookies December 17, 2008

Steamed Dumpling

That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.

1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."

2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"

by Crankshaw September 28, 2009

Dumpling

The small secondary shit that follows the primary usually consisting of no more than one or two turds. Normally occurs following a rushed poop due to emergency circumstances. Some experienced poopers and Zen masters are able to save dumplings for later.

The dumpling almost always leaves the subject with the satisfied post poop relief that was so cruelly denied to him/her after the first run.

Jeez I´m going to miss my flight.... I´m going to have to chinese doggy-bag it and save the dumpling for when I board

by azione01 September 27, 2010

Duling

Den mother; alpha bitch

That Duling won't let me do that chubby chick

by quadpod #1 December 9, 2009

British Dumplings

The act of receiving head or domeski while performing an upper-tanker

Rex was doing an upper tanker at this chicks house and this sloppy chick came in and started giving him head, it was the best british dumplings story i ever heard.

by thickness May 4, 2007

dumpling

a very small and compact turd. Likely to have originated in the cheese producing valleys of Wisconsin during the the Clinton administration.

I tried to take a fat dump but could only squeeze out a dumpling.

by Johnny April 2, 2005

dipling

(adj) out of the ordinary, disgusting

that food looks soo dipling

by clares March 11, 2007