Wing Dang Doodle

The male schlong. It's sometimes used for poking people.

MY B's L'em

Hey, is bill poking that man with his wing dang doodle?

by The_Scoot March 30, 2006

dongle

a small double-ended cord used to use headphones on the IPhone 7. One end plugs into where you charge your phone, and the other plugs into your headphones.

aw man! I can't use my headphones because I lost my dongle!

by lexslayme November 29, 2016

Doodle Shit

When one goes to the bathroom to defecate and brings along their iPod Touch, iPhone or Droid and ends up playing the App, Doodle Jump, while he/she drops a deuce.

Bro, last night I took a Doodle Shit and beat my high score by 20,000! It was crazy.

by DoodleShitting September 5, 2010

crap dongle

A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.

Bruce left and took his crap dongle with him, now our computers and servers have been down.

by daniel Tamez January 19, 2008

Doodle-jumpkin

to receive a blumpkin while playing the game Doodle jump

no one has ever gotten a doodle-jumpkin

by the man the myth the maker July 20, 2010

Noodle doodle

1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.

2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.

Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly

Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle

The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*

by Nicko the dicko April 16, 2014

The Doodle Dandy

A form of fellatio, ie the top-echelon of blowjobs, fantasized by 10 out of 10 Men. Studies show it was once used as a courting and ritual practice on David Copperfield Island. Its when you hum the tune of "Yankee Doodle" while deep throating, and the resulting serious of vibrations caused by the historic melody produces an extra-satisfactory milking. In a lost diary of Thomas Jefferson it states, "Yankee Doodle is a lovely masterpiece. I received a doodle dandy on horseback today. Got milk?" Jefferson called it "Macaroni" for short. He rode a lot of ponies. Which lead to the invention of macaroni and cheese. And the Kraft family inheriting the rights. See custard mitten

"Abe, take your top hat off if you're going to do The Doodle Dandy".

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018