communal girlfriend

(noun) 1. A cum dumpster with benefits.
2. A girl so desperate for a boyfriend that she does girlfriendly things for every guy in hopes that one will date her. One must be suffienctly unattractive in order to maintain the "fake girlfriend" status lest someone would actually want to date her.

Guy A: "Dude, she made me dinner and let me fuck her raw dog last night"

Guy B: "She made me waffles today and sucked my dick."
Guy C: "Communal girlfriend is coming over tonight when my girlfriend is away. Hopefully I can get some cookies and anal sex from our communal girlfriend!"

by attitudinalproblem April 7, 2010

common tate w

When Andrew Tate is right about something once again.

Josh- “Dude, my girlfriend just asked me to wash the dishes and she was serious about it.”
Andy- “Common Tate W.”

by BlacknWhite3738 July 10, 2022

commonization

The act of commonizing.
The act of using common components across applications.
Using the same engineering crap for multiple jobs.

Too much money is being spent here, I'm about use some commonization up in here!

All this shizzle has too much dizzle, we need commonization to bring it all togetha!

by Da Maestro September 28, 2006

Common Sense

(1) A body of knowledge that a person believes everyone knows or should know.

(2) A conclusion or series of conclusions that a person believes anyone can draw by assessing a situation.

(3) The ability of a person to see what another person thinks is obvious.

Weeds are bad for your vegetables. That's just common sense.

by BnnB December 29, 2009

Commonwealth English

Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language used in the Commonwealth of Nations1 and many Former British Nations where English is at least a common second language. Thus it applys in theory to Australian English, British English, Caribbean English, Canadian English, Hiberno-English (Irish English)2, Hong Kong English3, Indian English (includes Pakistani English), formal Malaysian English, New Zealand English, formal Singapore English (but not colloquial Singlish) and South African English.

Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language

by theKeith April 28, 2006

Common sense

Something that helps a minority of people in situations to use logic to get out of said situation.

Commen sense is not so commen.
That train is coming for me, I should move.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

Communal Bong

A Bong with multiple tubes coming out of it for several (users), see tokers

Man, me and my homies hit that communal bong all night

by The Gunslinger July 14, 2004