cank

For purposes of modern slang, the word was originally developed as a combination of the words COCK and CUNT for the radio show "Taste of the Goods." CUNK sounded too much like CUNT for radio. CANK made a better sound for a non gender specific insult involving the genetalia. The final meaning of "cank" is dumb, and doesn't speak (as when arrested), and this stems from old english theives slang. It is also exactly what happens when someone has a cank in their mouth.

I enjoy eating cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.

by Johnson Rice April 17, 2004

chacker

Someone who is pissing you off incredibly for no apparent reason or in excess, used when you can not think of a decent insult

CHACKER tim was pissing me off so much even though he wasnt really doing anything i couldnt really think of anything to call him so i called him a "chacker"

by mailmanofpleasure September 26, 2008

chackers

a snack in the chips/crackers/cookie section of the supermarket

im gonna go get some chackers

by jewbacca66 November 23, 2010

Chacker

a chair stacker, often intoxicated

She's a chacker's chacker; she stacked those chairs to the rafters!

by Sean Q Reilly November 6, 2009

Cankles

When your so fat, instead of having an ankle, you feet go straight up to your calves

Fuck those cankles are huge!

by Hmgkjfukgfkh April 5, 2015

chack

When a medal-winning figure skating performance is not broadcast. This only happens when figure skating is shown live and the producer has to decide what to broadcast. Named after Michael Chack, whose bronze medal winning performance at 93 Nationals was not shown on TV.

"They didn't think Lysacek could make up the points, so he was chacked from the Canadian broadcast."

by Kimmie44 July 23, 2006

chanks

a word used as a substitute for thanks and cheers....

chanks for letting me stay at yours last nite

by anony mouse August 5, 2004