Calendars

Useless pieces of paper. Whoever buys them shouldn't. Just get a digital watch.
Also, they're supposed to tell you the date. You should already know the date.
Never buy them. They are a waste of money.

Calendars are bad.

by Shroomdom January 7, 2020

Calen

Gay cunt with vagina hair and also microwave hamster

Ziqry is just like Calen lol

by Secyakmal February 24, 2019

FC Celeb

The quirky people on Neopets who live on the Fan Clubs chat boards and are better known than every other normie on there.

To list a few:
Pic
Leesah
Fork
Teddy
Victoria Pennstate
Yadzia
Markinator
Smutch/Sunshine
Hawk
ambientblackmetal

Through other means, FC lurkers have come to recognize most of the users associated with Chat Groups, as well.

CG Celebs would be:
HAM
ALA
GS
COTC

The FC Celeb Leesah had blue hair back when she was cool. :(
It is sad that CG's are this recognizable. :(

by l33sah September 30, 2009

Celebi

A sentient flying onion.

Last night I cooked dinner using that celebi I caught the other day.

by OnionFairy March 4, 2016

celebent

Someone who doesn't want to get with girls because they cause too many problems.

Matt: Geeze. Idk who to like. Too many choices and too many issues with each one.
Francis: Well personally..I'd just go celebent if I were you.

by stoisgod. April 30, 2006

Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.

man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"

by munyuck February 2, 2009

celanthropist

A celebrity philanthropist. A very rich person who is intent on saving the world by spending money.

Reportedly, the term was coined by Time magazine.

Bob Geldof, Bono, Sir Richard Branson, and Angelina Jolie are celanthropists.

Here comes a celanthropist; Hooray!, our village is saved!

by mooltittle July 15, 2010