Celebi

A sentient flying onion.

Last night I cooked dinner using that celebi I caught the other day.

by OnionFairy March 4, 2016

Shrek

God.

And then Lord Shrek said unto Jesus "come forth and recieve an eternal supply of onions".

by OnionFairy March 4, 2016

Taylor Swift

Cancer.

We pay respects to those who have suffered and passed away, due to the incurable Taylor Swift disease.

by OnionFairy March 4, 2016