Definitions by OnionFairy

Celebi 

A sentient flying onion.

Last night I cooked dinner using that celebi I caught the other day.

Celebi by OnionFairy March 4, 2016

Shrek 

God.

And then Lord Shrek said unto Jesus "come forth and recieve an eternal supply of onions".

Shrek by OnionFairy March 4, 2016

Taylor Swift 

Cancer.

We pay respects to those who have suffered and passed away, due to the incurable Taylor Swift disease.

Taylor Swift by OnionFairy March 4, 2016