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Carpe Dizm

When you realise you have a great opportunity to do something and go for it.

Like Carpe Diem but more G.

To sieze that ma' fucker.

It's your passport to getting drunk nomsayin'
J-Roc:
Let me explain summit to yuh nomsayin', me n T had to get things set up wid da babies on da way wid da family ya na mean, we had to start workin. That's when I realised at the Airport, they have some unique job opportunities dawg.

Tyrone aka 'T':
That's right, we had to seize the mother fucker.

J-Roc:
Carpe Dizm, you nom sayin'? That's why we started ganking luggage.
by aesoprock January 15, 2013
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ass carpet

A thick growth of hair on a man's (or, I suppose, a woman's) ass. Extremely unattractive.
'Whenever he gets drunk he thinks it's funny to pull his pants down and show us his butt, but the joke's on him. Now everybody totally knows he has a CRAZY ass carpet.'
by Something_Vague July 15, 2007
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the carpenter

when you bang a girl using a 4x4 as a strap-on
the carpenter hurts like hell I have a splinter in my ass
by adrain barboza April 2, 2019
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dancing on the carpet

Appearing before The Boss' desk, squirming, while attempting to explain a failure or transgression on your part.
The Boss had him dancing on the carpet for that screw-up.
by barber of seville November 22, 2011
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eating carpet

If we wanna be lesbians, we have to learn how to eat carpet.
by Sean Harrington January 7, 2005
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carpet banging

(verb)
1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."
There was so much carpet banging this weekend we needed Neosporin.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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Carpet tunnel syndrome

The ache in your hand and wrist after a night of rubbing ones pussy a bit too much.
After reading erotic emails from a "friend", I realized that all my chronic masturbating left me with carpet tunnel syndrome.
by Beckett17 January 31, 2009
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