Definitely the most beautiful & sexiest girl in any room! Her soulful eyes will keep you captivated and melt your heart. Everyone loves Brantley because of her sweet personality. Brantley's makes the best girlfriend ever. She always shows you how important you are to her. No matter who you are, without even trying, she'll make you feel like the most important person in the room. She's a great listener and gives the best hugs.
Girl 1: Who's that girl over there?
Girl 2: I don't know, but I wish I was her! She looks like a Brantley (girl)!
Girl 2: I don't know, but I wish I was her! She looks like a Brantley (girl)!
by Super fly ballah April 23, 2014
Get the Brantley (girl) mug.1. A brand name of bratwurst sausages, possibly known to some Canadians for their low-budget, ridiculous commercial from around 2005.
2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.
Note: another funny sausage name to bastardize by referring to penises is English Banger.
2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.
Note: another funny sausage name to bastardize by referring to penises is English Banger.
So what I didn't realize last night when that stipper grabbed my Johnsonville Brat was that she was distracting me while she stole my ring and my watch.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009
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His girl then performs a Full Service Lube Job; he asks her if she tasted anything different; he then hands her the glass of beer that marinated his dick so that she can wash down any remaining cum in her mouth
His girl then performs a Full Service Lube Job; he asks her if she tasted anything different; he then hands her the glass of beer that marinated his dick so that she can wash down any remaining cum in her mouth
When MOCO performs a Beer Marinated Brat, he likes to use Stella Artois; US beers aren't classy enough for such a job!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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by ALotofAlano August 17, 2008
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by Vinnie G. June 25, 2009
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