Bleached the spoons

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.

I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.

by Zixer May 5, 2014

Bleach

Solves all problems
-triggered

-sexually harassed

- living

Yo my nigga pass the bleach

by Yo boi uh skinny penis October 2, 2016

bleach it out

ending your depression by drinking bleach

bleach it out

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

bleach it out

a quote made up by a group known as the bleach squad

maddi, billy, paige = bleach it out

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

bleach weed

A flavor of bleach usually drank by depressed drug dealers. It is the best flavor of bleach found on the black market it's a good drink to go with the weed brownies

Yo nigga you got my bleach weed
No
Yo what the fuck you want a bullet in your ass

No I'll have it tomorrow

Fuck no I have to rape you now
"Gay screams in the back ground"

by Bleach weed bleach weed March 22, 2017

Bleach

Used as a response to something so disgusting or awful you want to cleanse yourself of any association with it.

"Did you hook up with Joseph?" "Bleach"
"Hey let me send you a dick pic" "Bleach"

by hollhead August 7, 2017

Bleach

An very popular anime show / manga series that was cancelled. It features a variety of hair colors, which they probably got by using the series name.

Guy: Hey, have you watched Bleach before?

Other Guy: What’s bleach? A drink?

by The Dark Side Will Claim You August 11, 2018