Bluntered

To passively insert an object, usually a 1954 characiture of Bing Crosby into the Vagina or anus

Ewww your phone looks Bluntered

by Greg Penningsworth July 30, 2011

BUTTERED

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u

"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"

by JR December 2, 2004

buttered

to get a hair cut, to get your hair "lined up"

"Yo I'm off to get buttered"

by elliotjones76 December 14, 2008

buttered sausage

a buttered sausage is the act of cutting a hole into a whipped cream can and inserting a Frankfurt resulting in a cream covered sausage. after you have covered the sausage you freeze it over night. the next morning it is covered in melted butter then freeze again. once frozen and buttered you insert it into your anus and run down the street screaming "butter my buns and call me betty!"

the young lad did a buttered sausage on sunday to church

by a silly sausage June 10, 2017

battered rat

slang term for female genetalia that resembles a rodent that has been kicked down an alley

"that girl i got last night took her thong off and out jumped a battered rat"

by missfarahk October 20, 2008

blatterson

another name for a black and mild

yo u wuna smote sum blattersons

by futtin yert May 20, 2008

hot buttered rum

This is the combination of four basic things which varies with the addition of various spices in accordance to personal taste. The basic ingredients are in order of mixing:
1. Hot water
2. Sugar
3. Molasses
4. Butter
5. Rum
The sugar, molasses, butter, and spices should be mixed together into a batter and then mixed into the hot water, before the rum is mixed in. Hot buttered rum batter can be purchase from Trader Joe's.

After the blizzard was over he was ready for a hot buttered rum.

by 212possum July 17, 2011