battered rat

slang term for female genetalia that resembles a rodent that has been kicked down an alley
"that girl i got last night took her thong off and out jumped a battered rat"
by missfarahk September 02, 2008
Flag
Get the battered rat mug.

hash of a gash

lady bits that are a bit of a mess
"i went down on her and she had a hash of a gash, i nearly puked"
by missfarahk September 02, 2008
Flag
Get the hash of a gash mug.
More random definitions