bearbee

Something that is ridiculous and illogical.

Apples in a blanket? That's bearbee!

by lindafay January 19, 2010

beardsley

A rather large woman that has a beard.

A mythical beast that resides in cool moist places and has 5 o clock shadow at 8 AM and is of the female species. Musk is produced in the genital regions and is the most pungent odor known to man. It has been said that the Beardsley totes a Pantry with massive quantities of high caloric food. In rare instances the Beardsley will burp or scratch at her leathery skin producing a grainy, dry sound. It has been reported that the Beardsley has more chest hair than an Italian man. Recent research has shown that uncontrollable body dandruff is also a key feature of a Beardsley.

I saw a Beardsley buying a Mach 3 Turbo today!!

by Breather February 20, 2007

Beardslee's

A fricken awesome last name!!!!!!!

The Beardslee's are awesome and hot!

by Maddie4278 January 19, 2011

Carpet Bears

The mystical creatures in your room who steal your stuff when your not looking. Scientifically proven that they are the reason behind the strange occurences when you know exactly that you put something in a specific place but it's not there.

"What the hell, where is my wallet? I knew I put it right here...Damn Carpet Bears!!"

"Dude have you seen my cell phone? I can't find it." "No, the Carpet Bears probably took it."

by Crazyw00 December 29, 2007

bad news bears

A phrase use in response to recieving news of some sort of misforturnate occurance.

Person A: Did you hear that Chris Broke his leg?

Person B: Yeah bad news bears

by Matt0912 August 6, 2009

goji bears

Affectionate term for goji berries, which are Nature's gummy bears.

I would like some goji bears for Valentine's day.

by Ae5Ea8 March 28, 2015

Berbs

boobs

Daaayyummm those are some nice Berbs u got there...

by Pwned fir ever January 11, 2010