slippery zipper

1: an unfaithful man (boyfriend/husband) i.e.- My husband is a slippery zipper.

2: to be sexually active (multiple partners) i.e.- that man whore has a slippery zipper.

1: When my husband drinks, he becomes one slippery zipper.

2: " I do not like that club. There are too many slippery zippers there.

by gusnado August 15, 2012

zipper cop

A married police officer who cheats on his wife

I know of at least 5 zipper cops in my time.

by NoMoneyNoBunny December 29, 2024

Foot zipper

The act of running ones thumb up another persons foot bottom thus a zipper motion.

Dat girls tootsies was hanging out the covers so I foot zippered her when I went to get a beer.

by Rusty felcher June 3, 2018

zipper sisters

Two girls that have sucked the same dick.

Me and Courtney are zipper sisters after that party at Josh’s!

by Chungus in the dark July 29, 2024

Zipper Hog

Like a trouser snake but the Russian Boar kind

When you hear a zipping and a growl….get ready for the Zipper Hog

by Honey Boy Wilson June 19, 2021

Fish Zipper

A Woman that has a very fishy/raunchy smelling vagina that one would be off put by.

Whoa!!! Did you catch the Fish Zipper on that one?

by Rocksteady23 April 22, 2022

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025