zipper chaser

A zipper chaser is a gay man who gauges who he will pursue in a club, according to how much a man's penis makes his zipper stand out of his pants.

"Jesse, after we get drinks let's hang by the restroom. Oh Chris, you're such a zipper chaser."

by Rio Jonz January 13, 2019

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper"

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

Zipper mayo

Cum,ejaculated, ejaculation, sperm,baby gravy,hairy egg drop soup,jizz

I was getting head from a broad and gave her a load of zipper mayo

by Herman Simmons September 19, 2021

Zipper Hog

Like a trouser snake but the Russian Boar kind

When you hear a zipping and a growl….get ready for the Zipper Hog

by Honey Boy Wilson June 19, 2021

zipper oyster

A euphemistic description of the sexual anatomy of a biological female

Hey baby, come over here and let me slurp on that zipper oyster

by deewire23 January 6, 2025

Bianca Zipper

The feminine form of Benjamin Button. Otherwise known as a woman who aging in reverse.

Becky: Oh em gee, is that a leather top? Ugh, why is she slutting it up so much these days?

Vanessa: Chill the fuck out, Rebecca. She didn't get this opportunity at 19. She's a Bianca Zipper.

by nocharge May 15, 2023

zipper sandwich

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".

You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?

by AmadeuS469 July 9, 2018