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Stevie Wondering

The act of rubbing your face with your eyes closed against anothers face to initiate sexual activity.
While on a date, Susan was taken aback when Paul threw himself on top of her and reclined the car seat causing her to be prone. He then began Stevie Wondering her in the hopes of getting laid.
by Random Girl Thoughts June 26, 2022
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One Hit Wondering

When you’re wondering if there is one last hit of the bong.
Bob: Is there anything left in that bong?
Lois: No, I’m sorry man.

Bob: It’s ok I was just one hit wondering.
by Bobbyslimjimm April 26, 2025
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windexing

When you would rather spray windex in your eye or drink it, than listen to someone talk.
Meg was windexing the shit out of me after class.
by Kristin Mineo September 1, 2008
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Wanaaring

A outback town that has a population of about 30 people. The only buildings that are there are about 5 houses, a closed shop, a Pub and a corner store.
There is even a song about it, called the Wanaaring Road.
by Bilbbobagains February 28, 2011
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Watering the Moustache

The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.
Dude, are you still watering the moustache!
by bbergonio June 20, 2011
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Landering

The process where a cat twitches the entire skin over its back in response to a light touch. This causes all of the fur to move spasmodically and the cat to become angry.
Poking the cat lightly on the back with a straw will set off landering.
by UprTupr December 16, 2011
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Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"
by thndrchunky December 1, 2016
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