Valencia

A sub-secluded town within the Santa Clarita Valley that consists of extremely white, wealthy conservatives that partake in drugs to cope with the absolute boredom that plagues the area, in which they reside. Those going to Valencia High School can usually be described as 'edgy', but in all seriousness they are wanna-be ravers, druggies, fascists, and racists. You will not find any culture on this side of the valley.

Boy 1: "Hey did you hear about those kids from Valencia that got caught saying n*gger?"
Boy 2: "Lmao, what else is new?"

by Hiroshi Kohaku Hibiki February 23, 2017

Valencia High School

A school located in Placentia CA, it’s full of wannabe gangsters and ghetto people. Full of Mexicans, whites, Asians, and other ethnicity’s. Home to plenty of potheads. You’re only popular here if you’re good looking. Their football team sucks but they still treat them like gods. Students spend most of their time juuling in the bathroom or starting drama. There is never a time where there is not a fight during, before, or after a football game. The majority of the girls here have a thing with almost every guy on the football team and are always trying to start drama. They guys here are ugly as fuck and think they can pull any girl, they’re also really immature and horny.

John: What school do you go to?

Jack: Valencia High School?
John: Wow that is so ghetto

by crackheadtingz September 15, 2019

the vale

Sunnyvale, California, the home town!

Hey Chris are you coming to the vale tonight?

by Chels dogg July 24, 2003

valengina

Getting laid on Valentine's Day, just because it's Valentine's Day.

'Dude, Jeff's never gotten anywhere with that bitchy girlfriend of his. But he totally got some valengina the other night because he got her roses and flowers for Valentine's Day.'

by SLGreen February 14, 2008

Valene

Kind and funny dark hair brownish greenish eyes. Every boy wants her because of how beautiful she is.

Valene is beautiful

by Most beautiful name October 5, 2021

i get excited like valence electrons

bars by logan
seriously though its flames
🔥🔥👴🏿🔥🔥

^ in honor of tancredi

wow logans verse "i get excited like valence electrons" really made me nut in my pants

by pppoopoo123 October 26, 2019

Valente

A ugly mushroom. He has a really bad haircut it looks like a 2 year old did it (actually it’s a lot worse) HE IS A PLAYER. He is very rude. NEVER DATE A VALENTE I AM WARNING YOU!

His girlfriend: ooooOooOoO he is so hawtt

Friend/close person:ummmm Valente looks like a mushroom

by Um_um_um January 3, 2019