terdwater

1. a thing that is retarded or stupid
2. someone who is rejected by all mankind

1. Dude, that old book is terdwater. Get rid of it.
2. Man, that guy was a load of terdwater from the beginning.

by jizzman100 October 21, 2010

terdbanger

a) to be ignorant of a situation and repeat offenses.

i) In the context of the worst possible situation.

b) a person who participates homosexual activities (male)
c) a doctor with a rectal thermometer.

a) (Name) I've told you this before, terdbanger!
b) (Name) doesn't know how to pronounce s's and th's, you know he's a terdbanger.
c) I had the ole terdbanger check me out today. I'm still limping.

by Michelle Dodds May 17, 2011

Treadance

Dancing on the treadmill when no one is watching.

As the personal trainer exited the room, I started to treadance.

by Ninjababydoll August 20, 2011

terdhopper

Usually stupid people named Kayla or kayleb. They tend to hop over terds, preferably their grandma's. Then, once they are done hopping, they like their grandma's butthole until they are clean. yummy!

"dude, guess what i did last night!"

"what!?"

"i terdhopper all night with lexi!"

"nu uh bro fo real!?"

by Niggapaaaahleeeseeee September 7, 2012

Treadmeal

That thing when you order food while exercising on a treadmill.

I’m spinning and jumping and lifting weights and treadmealing all at the same time!

by seamlessyourmom September 19, 2013

terdunkin

A turkey dipped in Dunkin Donuts batter and deep fried.

The terdunkin is a Christmas tradition.

by Wensdinner November 23, 2013

Terdergency

When you need to poo really badly and it becomes a terdergency

Man1: Ahh toilet quickly
Man2: why?
Man1: it is a terdergency

by Number10 June 8, 2015