Brotato Tots

A mystical insomniac that wins his opponents over by pelting bolts at their foreheads and glaciating them with chilling ice barrages.

He was acting very brotato tots when he went on a Bambi-slaying rampage last evening.

by The Great Brotato Tots December 18, 2012

tinder tot

Child of a person one met on Tinder. Typically a toddler with at least one attractive parent.

I found my Tinderella! Thing is, she has a tinder tot.

by AGmama October 13, 2015

Tot Bean

Tot is a nickname for cute small guys.

Girl *whispers* :Hes A TOT BEAN
Girl 2 *whispers* :GIRL U CRA-Z

by HaidynAvery May 16, 2017

prosti-tot

a clearly under-age girl that dresses or conducts herself like a prostitute

"who does she think she is dressing like that? what is she like 14?"

"what a prosti-tot"!

by sexidani October 16, 2008

tator tot

Small testicals; very tiny balls

Your tator tots are extremly small and i doubt could contain any seman.

by Samuel Jackson September 5, 2006

potater tots

(Pronounced puh-tay-ter tahts). A cooler way of saying 'tater tots'. Seems to imply that potatoes go into the making of tater tots when really there aren't any. People don't realize that they aren't made with potatoes though, which makes this word ok to say.

Person 1: What'd you get for lunch?
Person 2: A cheeseburger and some potater tots.
Person 1: Sweetness.

by G-Bombz March 10, 2009

tot alley

A deviation of "totally" that can be used as a passive, stand-alone agreement to the previous statement.

Adam: I can't wait till senior year is finally over.
Cailee: TOT ALLEY

by totalley September 2, 2009