torpedo

A long turd.

Man, I just flushed a torpedo there. Shit, the bathroom smells.

by Your Ass September 28, 2003

Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

torres

(n.)to miss an open net in football

man: Van Persie did a torres at yesterday match
friend: Yes, but at least he scored another chance

by hamza February 11, 2013

Matthew Torres

A man who cares about others when the times is Necessary but has a dark side who doesnt give a fuck

Damm that girls has a FAT a-Matthew torres lol WTF

by lol12345678787 September 26, 2010

The Devil's Torpedo

The Devil's Torpedo is a sexual maneuver in which the normally dominant partner allows the submissive partner to penetrate their bunghole with an object coated with hot chili sauce.

Todd:Dude! Larry totally let his wife give him the devil's torpedo!
Norm: Wicked bro!

by SaintJames73 September 6, 2017

Torrents of Fire

The most common and distributed Magic : The Gathering card around. It is absolutely anywhere in the hands of a kid, usually a non-player.

1) "Hey! Check out all these cards I got for free!"

"But they're all torrents of fires..."

2) "Hey can I play with you guys!?" - Kid shows a hand of torrents of fire.

by chump March 18, 2004

German Torpedo

Swiming with a typical female...in the middle of marco polo she hears a sudden shriek, as you swim towards her asshole shaping the hand into a torpedo shoving your hand up her ass...do not forget to shriek.

bro, i german torpedoed her so bad last night, she blew up

by steve palumbo March 6, 2008