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Texas Virgin

From reports that Texan school girls in an effort to preserve their vaginal virginity are instead indulging in anal sex; so many off shoots of definition that its effective indescribable.
these pants are as tight as a texas virgin.
by Ed February 19, 2004
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texas teabag

To cover one's nutsac with tabasco sauce and proceed to teabag (put your balls on one's forehead) another person so that it stings their eyes.
How do your eyes feel after i texas teabagged you?
by aaa December 24, 2004
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Texas Bubble Gum Machine

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."
We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.
by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005
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texas-two-step

When you are driving, want to change lanes, and there is someone in the other lane...Quickly jerk the wheel into that lane but stay in your lane. This panics the driver and as they hit the brakes, you get the room you need to safely move into that lane.
This car will not let me over, time to do the texas two step.
by hans September 24, 2004
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Big Money Texas

Slang for Beaumont, Texas. Used almost exclusively by residents of this medium sized, rather boring town. This phrase comes from the abbreviation BMT for (B)eau(M)on(T).
This phrase occurs occasionally in amateur rap mixtapes produced in the city, and clothing made in the area.
Mike:where you stay at? Sally:I'm from that B-M-T... Big Money Texas!
by Scoota May 22, 2007
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texas

Okay.
I was born and raised in Houston.
So lets tell the truth.
-The weather in Texas changes very rapidly, and we get a bit of everything, except snow. That doesn't come around very often.
-We don't get married to our sisters or even distant cousins. A shock. I know. If you want to see some of that go to Oklahoma.
-Not everyone here talks with a distinct country accent.
You have to go to the smaller towns for that. Lufkin, Etoile, Waco, etc. It all depends on what area of Texas you were born in. People move here from New York and California all the time, and we don't sound any diffrent.
Our slang is the only true thing that seperates us.
-Yes, we have racism here. Just like any other state, but it's not as bad as people make it sound. The Africans, Mexicans, and Orientals, etc. out number us by more the 50%.
-Taking hits to our pride by informing us we cuss to much (yes, 'cuss') is low. We cuss just as much as anyone in California, or Florida would.
-No one walks around here in in full cowboy uniform. So if you think we do, maybe you should visit before opening your mouth.
Of course you are going to think the place you live is better than Texas. What kind of dumbfuck wouldn't stick up for there state, and if you wouldn't. Why the hell do you still live there?
by bri go rawr May 25, 2006
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Texas Lingerie

A very specific type of lingerie found to be very attractive to Texan males.

Consists of cotton panties, a tight t-shirt (preferably white in color), and no bra.
"Forget about lace and thongs, I like my girl wearing Texas Lingerie!"
by K-C- March 21, 2007
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