Shit Tag

A fun game, where if you know you are about to have an especially revolting shit, you enclose your phone in a zip-lock bag and leave it in the bathroom you just destroyed. Close the door behind you and begin complaining that you can't find your phone. A friend or family member will eventually dial it, hear it in the bathroom and will be so smug to discover it's location that they'll just barge in to grab it, violating their nostrils when they enter.

Daughter: (gagging) "I found your phone! Why is it in a plastic bag?"
You: Shit Tag! You're it!

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 19, 2020

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faux tag

To honor, acknowledge, or ridicule someone on social media by tagging or check in somewhere they are not present.

We faux tagged a friend on Facebook at a brewery in Bend Oregon while on vacation when they were actually at home.

by Crabby and Rando September 12, 2013

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Gorilla Tag

A game what causes deaths , holes and crying children.

"You dude you been playing gorilla tag?"
"Yeah look inside my room you can see it."

by GoldenGalaxy May 26, 2021

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Hag Tag

A tatoo on the lower lumbar region of a female. See, "tramp Stamp".

She has a Hag Tag so you know she has to be easy.

by sqrl January 5, 2009

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bush tag

Automotive registration expiration or registration tag that is close to the date president bush gets kicked out or is made to step down from office (i.e. the closer to the exact removal date the better the bush tag). You can play bush tag with friends and other drivers when driving behind others, the one who spots the bush tag closest to the exact removal date is the winner.

Car owner: I just got my March 2008 bush tag from the department of transportation for the Ferrari, by that time president bush will no longer be president.

Passenger in the car: Well I just spotted a November 2007 bush tag on that pinto, he will not be president in November because I will have voted for a real president by then.

Car owner: Oh yeah, I just saw a December 2007 on that pickup, he is almost out the office by then, I win the game of bush tag!

by BobBreton April 22, 2006

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bag it and tag it

put a condom on and have at it. a play on words from the CSI procedure whereby anything that may contain DNA is put in a bag and labeled. In this case, the bag containing the eventual DNA (jiz) is the condom, and tagging it means to have a go at the pussy.

Inebriated guy tells the wild party gal that "he would sure like to get some of that", nodding to her crotch.
She responds: "bag it and tag it", as she first nods to his cock and then to her snatch.

by pornhorn55 January 18, 2010

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