A fun game, where if you know you are about to have an especially revolting shit, you enclose your phone in a zip-lock bag and leave it in the bathroom you just destroyed. Close the door behind you and begin complaining that you can't find your phone. A friend or family member will eventually dial it, hear it in the bathroom and will be so smug to discover it's location that they'll just barge in to grab it, violating their nostrils when they enter.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 19, 2020
the time lag between when a photo is taken and/or uploaded onto facebook and when the photo is finally tagged.
"Dude, I just got tagged in a photo album titled "prom 2007". That was 2 frickin' years ago... total tag lag."
by thebossisdippedinsauce April 26, 2009
by GoldenGalaxy May 26, 2021
by sqrl October 22, 2007
Automotive registration expiration or registration tag that is close to the date president bush gets kicked out or is made to step down from office (i.e. the closer to the exact removal date the better the bush tag). You can play bush tag with friends and other drivers when driving behind others, the one who spots the bush tag closest to the exact removal date is the winner.
Car owner: I just got my March 2008 bush tag from the department of transportation for the Ferrari, by that time president bush will no longer be president.
Passenger in the car: Well I just spotted a November 2007 bush tag on that pinto, he will not be president in November because I will have voted for a real president by then.
Car owner: Oh yeah, I just saw a December 2007 on that pickup, he is almost out the office by then, I win the game of bush tag!
Passenger in the car: Well I just spotted a November 2007 bush tag on that pinto, he will not be president in November because I will have voted for a real president by then.
Car owner: Oh yeah, I just saw a December 2007 on that pickup, he is almost out the office by then, I win the game of bush tag!
by BobBreton April 02, 2006
put a condom on and have at it. a play on words from the CSI procedure whereby anything that may contain DNA is put in a bag and labeled. In this case, the bag containing the eventual DNA (jiz) is the condom, and tagging it means to have a go at the pussy.
Inebriated guy tells the wild party gal that "he would sure like to get some of that", nodding to her crotch.
She responds: "bag it and tag it", as she first nods to his cock and then to her snatch.
She responds: "bag it and tag it", as she first nods to his cock and then to her snatch.
by pornhorn55 January 18, 2010
The act of hitting someone in the genitals.
One is required to say "Ball Tag" before they smack them so that it is a fair call.
One is required to say "Ball Tag" before they smack them so that it is a fair call.
Nick: Hey Nolan!
Nolan: Yea?
Nick: What do you think of Mr. Moor...BALL TAG!
Nolan: UGH! *falls over crying*
Nolan: Yea?
Nick: What do you think of Mr. Moor...BALL TAG!
Nolan: UGH! *falls over crying*
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005