Sweater Brains

Human thought organs possessed by human females which allow them to solve problems for themselves and which cause many problems for human males; most notably an inability to maintain eye contact.

Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles

Her career rise has been meteoric because she has displayed a fine mind and even keener sweater brains.

by Random Ness October 5, 2011

sweatergasm

N: the feeling that one gets when they put on a warm sweater on a cold day

When she put her sweater on she had a major sweatergasm!

by bobert337 December 11, 2011

sweeterheart

The only known "sweeterheart" to date is M** M******z who's beauty passes actors and models. A sweeterheart is a person who can't be given such a simple compliment like "sweetheart", they need to be given a more cute, meaningful compliment like sweeterheart. Only the most prestigious people can be called a sweeterheart.

She was a sweeterheart.

by Radarfied December 19, 2014

sweater dumplings

Small breasts accented by a tight clingy sweater such that the size and shape of each breast is visible for inspection.

That chick has some nice sweater dumplings.

by Fredburger_Yes July 8, 2019

Sweater Meat

Extremely amazing looking boobs, specially under a sweater.

Josh: Hey bro have you seen Megan lately, she’s wearing that red sweater and makes her tits look so good!!

Steve: Now that’s what I call an amazing pair of Sweater Meat on her.

by joshwua915 March 30, 2022

Dog Sweater

The metaphorical garment placed on the body when at the point of a night of drinking and searching for loose women the standards are lowered substantially.

Hey man, we aren't having anyluck picking up chicks tonight; lets put on the Dog Sweater and take home a few nasties.

by Jameeja June 25, 2009

Lite Sweater

When one has the intention of getting some action and is trying to be discrete around his(her) date about scoring. The lite sweater refers to the act of 'getting some'.

Richard: "Dude, tonight I am going to put on a lite sweater."
Frank: "Is the weather permitting?"
Richard: "Yeah the weather is calling for a lite sweater."

by Frankiefist October 30, 2011