Repeatedly slamming your girls head into a door till there’s a hole in her face big enough to fuck and then when your done you take a picture and post it online to see how handsome they are.
by Forbe August 6, 2024
Get the Handsome Squidward mug.Someone who doesn't take their job seriously and has a consistently negative attitude. A Squidward just wants to go home and is contemptuous of anything that may delay that for even a second, or force him to do any work beyond the barest of bare minimums.
The assistant manager at Domino's was kind of a Squidward, but at least he let us take plenty of smoke breaks.
by Sadie Enward August 8, 2025
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"Bye Squidward!"
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by cozziefox March 2, 2024
Get the Bye Squidward! mug.Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.
by Ant-man crawls up Thanos ass March 25, 2019
Get the Squidward mug.The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.
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