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Handsome Squidward

Repeatedly slamming your girls head into a door till there’s a hole in her face big enough to fuck and then when your done you take a picture and post it online to see how handsome they are.
“Bro my girl pissed me off so I gave her a handsome squidward.”
“Show me the pics dude”
by Forbe August 6, 2024
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Squidward

Someone who doesn't take their job seriously and has a consistently negative attitude. A Squidward just wants to go home and is contemptuous of anything that may delay that for even a second, or force him to do any work beyond the barest of bare minimums.
The assistant manager at Domino's was kind of a Squidward, but at least he let us take plenty of smoke breaks.
by Sadie Enward August 8, 2025
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Bye Squidward!

An infamous line said by Daniel Craig before disappearing in front of thousands of people.
"BREATHE. JUST BREATHE. YOU AREN'T ... IN TROUBLE. IT'S OK. DADDY'S GOT YOU. IT'S ALL-"
"Bye Squidward!"
"NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAUUUURRRR URHRHH URHHHHH..."
by cozziefox March 2, 2024
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Squidward

Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.
"Shut up Squidward, you mediocre clarinet player."
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Squidward

The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.
by Reaperparadox September 10, 2019
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squidward nose

Her: Look at him, he got a squidward nose.
Another girl: Yeah, he probably don't get no girls lol/
by anonymous June 13, 2022
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Squidward Chin

Where a old man shits on your chin and you lick while rubbing it to Squidward from the hit series Spongebob Squarepants
by BIG O SIGMA September 2, 2025
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