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smashing atoms

Derek: "How did you manage to pull that all-nigher and get an A on that paper?"
Colin: "You know me. Smashing atoms."
by diggitydoggydog November 20, 2011
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Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
by 4tuna August 23, 2014
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Smashbrown

The vigorous action of forcibly ramming a sizzling sausage through a hashbrown and into the anus of an unsuspecting victim.

This act is generally performed on a victim whom is either asleep or unconscious, done with extreme concentration. Victim must have the hashbrown (cold or hot) placed gently between the ass cheeks, ready for the oncoming insertion of a freshly cooked sausage (use chilli sausage for best results). Once both sausage and hashbrown are prepared, with one swift jab, penetrate the hashbrown and keep on applying force until anal penetration has been made.

Do not confuse with Gashbrown.
"Fuck me Brandon you'll never guess what happened to me last night cunt! After getting slept from a hard night on the beugs fucking Layne jammed a snag straight through a hashbrown and into my ass!"

Brandon:
"Haha you got smashbrowned you fucking gimp, serves you right for being a stooge cunt and greening out!"
by bacon remedy October 27, 2014
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Smash Bros Memes

The fastest growing Instagram Out there! Posts gr8 reposts and also has something called photoshopfriday. He's hyped for Smash Ultimate and is a kirby main. hates jigglypuff
by Game References ;) October 12, 2018
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Smash with the boys

A truly special moment in time, when the boys, no matter who they be, gather and play some smash bros. Usually begins after 10:00pm, can last anywhere from 3-20+ hours. Snacks, alternatively called munch in certain groups, are often provided by the house owner.
Girl: Got plans for tonight?
Guy: Yeah, I got smash with the boys.
by dewake February 27, 2020
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Boner smasher

An extremely unattractive woman whose appearance causes nausea and pain.
Yesterday that boner smasher came over and I threw up in the sink.

Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.
by JBeebs10 October 12, 2013
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genital smashing

When your suitemate is banging the shit out of her boyfriend and all you can hear is the smashing of their fucking genitals
"That skank and her bf were genital smashing so fucking hard last night"
by HungoverDave March 31, 2015
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