shnoobler

A long garden hose attached to the groin which the user pisses through to water plants. Not safe for kids.

Dude 1: Dude, that shnoobler does not look safe.
Dude 2: I know, the kids try using it and they died.

by Shnoob Shnoob January 4, 2009

Shroom whack

V. To slap or whack a person in the face with your penis. Normally leaves a mark, also known as a mushroom tattoo. Sometimes done during a blow job if it is a bad one, as to punish the person for doing a bad job.

EX1: Dude i was walking down the street when some guy yelled "SHROOM WHACK" and then i got slapped with his cock!
EX2:Bob- Dude I shroom whacked her so hard last night, it left a mark.
Jim- big deal, i shroom whack my lady every night.
Also see cock slap

by Shroom whacker April 3, 2010

shoobeedoobeedoo

A term meaning a successful robbery

Person 1: Did you get the goods?
Person2: Shoobeedoobeedoo

OR

Person 1: Yo, thats a new record at that bank the other day.
Person 2: Shoobeedoobeedoo

by XephrDarque May 22, 2011

shrook

An uneasy/abnormal freak-out

He shrooked, once again

by Yakhi July 20, 2012

scroobadoob

A nerd with glasses. Described as a Ford F-150. Smarter then the average teenager.

Robert: Your such noob
Michael: No I am not, I am a scroobadoob

by TechnologyWubs November 22, 2014

shoobied

past tense form of a word usually said when a group of skaters went to the local skate park and theres rocks that were purposefully thrown all over the park.

Someone shoobied the whole skate park. Why would someone do such a thing.

The skate park got shoobied guys. Better bring a broom if you wanna skate.

by Bobanmarsky December 15, 2015

Scroob

A Scottish term for penis used in the golden age of piracy.

Put that damn scroob back in your pants!

by ChloeV124 April 19, 2018