shmemga

What cuttlerylover screams when he's using his fleshlight.

Ooooooh shmemga that's good!!!!

by iamthebacon July 9, 2011

Shmegeggyface

A shmegeggyface is a person who uses words that are firstly and clearly not defined as acceptable for English usage. A smeggeggface begins sentences with words that don't need to be said and undermine intelligence.

"I hate people who use the word 'firstly.' I have no objection to 'secondly', but I don't like 'thirdly' and obviously anyone who says 'fourthly' is a shmegeggyface.

by LauraforEric February 5, 2012

Shmegged

When one is both drunk and high at the same time.

What did you do friday?
I got shmegged!

by Unforsaken May 13, 2012

Shmeagol

Cigarette. (Lingo originated from fishing boats in Alaska)

Curt: Hey man, can I get a shmeagol from you? I just ran out.
Jason: Damn dude! I'm always giving out my shmeagols!

by Antwone Marshall April 21, 2013

Shmegma

The nasty funk that builds over time that coats your ball sack

That dude's a fucking SHMEGMA

by Ronnievee October 20, 2016

shmerkberk

SUPER ugly.

FRIEND 1: OHhh, you see that girl right there? Her bum is niceee!
FRIEND 2: Ok but she's shmerkberk

by Yung.boii1 January 12, 2017

shmegenher

unicorn term for food

i need some shmegenher

by #UnicornQueen! June 9, 2017