Securitory

An anecdote from those working in the security industry.

(I was thinking more of a hashtag, but...)

Another securitory from last night... Arrived at a residential alarm activation to find the burglar stuck in the cat flap! 😂

by Daniel_NZ May 21, 2021

Sentrix

Sentrix is a guy to like to play games and no matter how he plays bad every single time with, he is such a cool dude with a great personality. He does not have lots of friends, maybe 2-4 online friends

Sentrix is a funny gamer, I wish alike him.

by GGrea November 28, 2021

Securitron

Bigass death machine from fallout.

I hate Securitrons because of how much health they have and how much damage they do.

by Djungelskög January 16, 2022

Sexurious

Is Sexy and Luxurious

Im feel very sexurious after trying on this PRIANI shirt

by Marbi July 6, 2023

Homeland Security Shitter

An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.

Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?

I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.

by O-Town Daddy October 4, 2013

Blowjob security

By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment

She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!

by Belkster March 13, 2016

Muskat Security

Refers to atypical security consultant that reads too much, does too little and generally runs around like a puppy shitting and pissing on everything good. Muskat is often referred to in the context, "If you're doing your job, he's not doing his". Muskat is the epitome of chicken little security.

Consultant: We need to move all our apps to IPv6 to be secure, it's much better than IPv4

Any reasonable person: Dude, we don't practice muskat security here, piss off!

by ttkronee October 7, 2016