Selective Homophobia

1) Being supportive of the LGBTQ+ people you know, while being discriminatory towards the LGBTQ+ community as a whole.
2) Thinking the LGBTQ+ people you know are some how outliers of the LGBTQ+ community.
3) When LGBTQ+ people you know don't fit your prejudice stereotypes. Thus causing cognitive dissonance that is cured by believing the person you know is somehow different from other LGBTQ+ people.

Coworker: You're not like the others. You're one of the good ones!
Me: You are using selective homophobia to justify your overall homophobic ideals inorder to attempt to be friends with me.

Karen: My daughter is queer, I love and support her!
Marsha: Didn't you vote for Trump?
Karen: Of course! MAGA!
Marsha: That's pretty selectively homophobic, don't you think?

by not on my watch July 1, 2020

selective taste buds

A disease affecting the taste buds that results in an inability to decipher tastes correctly on a consistent basis. A condition brought on mainly by sleep deprivation, excessive consumption of M.R.E.s and hot coffee. Symptoms include: failure to recognize a watermelon heart, addiction to products containing caffeine, an obsessive compulsive need to salt melons, and...stubbornness.

Mr. Eyan suffers from selective taste buds.

by Ian's Princess September 17, 2008

Selective Over-Compulsive Disorder

The state of being obsessed with details for things that don't matter, while, at the same time, not caring about things which actually matter.

You: "I just spent 6 hours organizing my crayon box in alphabetical order."

Teacher: "Your homework is written in Cheetos dust".

You: "Yeah, well homework doesn't matter. I have selective over-compulsive disorder."

by De mirandis homo August 20, 2012

Selective Bisexual

When a person identifies them self as bisexual but is more attracted to one gender or to inanimate objects.

Bob: hey I think your cute wanna go out?
Jack:Sorry I’m selective bisexual

Bob: so what gender are you into now?
Jack: actually I’m thinking about asking out my car her name is amanda

by Selective Bisexual February 11, 2021

Natural selection

The COVID-19 pandemic is providing plenty of case studies for it

Many people went to these "catch corona" parties and then later died from COVID-19, guess natural selection took care of em.

by No_Quarter_for_them July 12, 2020

slexting

sleep texting, texting while unaware of what you are even talking about

yeah i must of been slexting you last night, i don't remember that conversation at all

by ninjas with candy May 27, 2010

selective cheering

When you don't like one or more players on your favourite sports team and cheer for everyone but them.

Even though I'm a diehard Flames fan, I've been doing some selective cheering since we got Stajan.

by ohlgirl November 20, 2010