Sarclasmic

A Sacastic statement taken seriously because the person behind the statement can not emphasize on the sarcasm involved, thus leading to a sometimes cataclysmic results.... Sarclasmic.

Athlete: Are we doing a hard run today?
Coach(with a straight face in monotone): No, you all get the day off.
Athlete: Really? (Leaves abrutly causing him to get kicked off the team due to the nature of the Sarclasmic Statement)

by Corey Castelli August 14, 2007

Starchasm

1. The distance between an average person and a star
2. A celebrity butt crack

Not to be confused with starcasm

1. My starchasm from Alpha Centauri is about 4.37 light-years.
2. That guy has a Kardashian-sized starchasm.

by Erwin Buzz September 27, 2017

King of Sarcasm

Cocky male from New York, that is quick with wit but may be using this as a cover up for lacking in other areas.

"the King of Sarcasm is playing a game he'll never win"

by Kasa_01 February 19, 2009

sarcasmic

a sarcastic orgasm to make the man believe it was a real mind blowing orgasm

" yea jill the sex was horrible! and i just felt bad for him so i had to pull my sarcasmic card"

by phuck norris June 17, 2009

sarcasm symbol

~ is to be used for sarcasm as declared in the great internet war of 2010, thus resolving Poe's law.

The sarcasm symbol is such a good idea ~
Creationists are so smart ~
Obama is a muslim ~

by TheDesertWasNamedAfterMe September 19, 2013

Sarcasmic

The state of being sarcastic in colossal proportions.
It can be either a noun or verb.

I was sarcasmic when pointing out her flaws.

by Liblette November 17, 2011

snarchasm

the depth revealed through snarky comments; when sarcasm doesn't completely fill the bill, and snarkiness is required

whenever I read comments online, I sometimes feel the need to bridge the snarchasm represented.

by just.words. November 27, 2012