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Dirty Sanchez

NO, a Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip. What you referred to below, when a male inserts his penis in a female's ass then transfers the fecal matter from his penis to the female's upper lip is the Dirty Rodruigez, the first cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, they are commonly confused.
The man's index finger was smelly after administering a dirty sanchez.
by UnclePete123 April 12, 2006
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blond sanchez

The act of fingering a vagina and then wiping the vaginal fluid across the upper lip of the fingeree or any unsuspecting individual.
I fingered this chick in the bathroom, walked out and gave my friend an blond sanchez.
by snacko1 October 9, 2008
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Wooser Sanchez

Wooser Sanchez - The Guy in your school with the hat , big headphones, glasses, and wears the same stuff every day. One of the dudes everyone seems to know.
Oh, Wooser Sanchez's myspace was updated!
by Wooser Sanchez December 9, 2008
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Filthy Sanchez

1. the sexual act of following anal sex immediately with oral sex, which causes residual fecal matter to coagulate on the recipient's upper lip, resembling a Mexican handlebar moustache

2. Unexplained sexual position taught by South Park character Mr. Garrison to his kindergarten class.
(1) 'Naw, I gave that slut Jessica a Filthy Sanchez, dude, not the other way around!'
(2) 'Ike, do you know what a "Filthy Sanchez" is?'
by 1337 d00d July 13, 2005
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Muddy Sanchez

When a person with diarrhoea is invited into the bedroom. Said person will defecate into a milkshake glass from which the two partners will drink from. The frothy residue left on the upper lip is referred to as a "Muddy Sanchez". Popular in Mexico.

Note: Diarrhoea best drunk at room temperature, for the added hit of freshness.
Woman: Hey, how have you been?
Man: How ARE you!
*the two kiss*
Woman: Wow, nice moustache! How long did it take to grow it?
Man: Oh this? Oh that's just my Muddy Sanchez.
Woman: Your what?
Man: Oh, I was drinking some diarrhoea earlier this morning from a milkshake glass.
Woman: ...... stay away from my children.
by Harold Hustaffsvenson June 18, 2006
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DTS Sanchez

D(irty) T(he) S(andman) Sanchez. A Sexual Predator Janitor that is mexican who works at a catholic school who cleans up penis drawings all day and picks up boys on myspace on the weekend the rapes them.
guy 1: Dude I just saw DTS Sanchez over there.

guy 2: What was he doing?

guy 1: Raping kids dumbass, what the fuck do u think?
by bob cotter February 12, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez

It is when you rub shit across your upper lip.
Hey baby, dirty sanchez for $5.
by Tootie92 December 26, 2009
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