pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004

splenda

Someone who acts very sweet, but is actually faking it just to get attention

You're such a damn splenda, you fake bitch.

by Dmitriy March 19, 2008

splenda-momma

sort of like a sugar-momma, only with less money.

Man, my buddy rudolpho's got it made--his splenda-momma just bought him a new ford focus.
That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.

by pqrstuv November 10, 2008

spleezer

a marijuana cigarette

person a: i like smoking spleezers and eating sandwiches
person a to woman: make me a sandwich bitch!

by sweetboobjuice January 13, 2010

spleeb

N. A fart that gets trapped between your thighs and a plastic chair, and then slides out like a bubble, finally escaping with a "pop" noise.
V. To expell a spleeb.

Travis tried to pass gas quietly, but the plastic chairs in the classroom caused him to spleeb.

by Eric Ibrey Dean September 8, 2005

Splendiferous

The way I feel at the Reitz Union at UF.

Justin: "I feel so splendiferous!"

Karl: "Shut the fuck up Justin."

Justin: "Ok, but only because I'm feeling so splendiferous."

by Yettie Bear October 15, 2010

Splenda Daddy

A man not able to financially achieve the status of being a sugar daddy but still plays out the lifestyle through a unsustainable dependency on plastic. Wealth is not defined by cash or assets, but by the confidence and perception that is reinforced through the man's credit card limit.

Unconcerned about his bleak bank account, my splenda daddy flew me to Paris and bought me everything I wanted using his American Express card.

by G-A-K October 29, 2011