Scraposity

Scraposity; excessive, compulsive scrap art behavior; eg.>scrapbooking obsession.

ScraposityWORDart (@gmail.com) is what I named my scrap obsession. I have simple business cards made with my name , email and tel number on them and then I cut pictures out of magazines identifying our behavioral deficits, deviance, and quirks. Then I add scriptures, proverbs, parables, or psalms with the witness of bible verse ...

MARK 2:17

" ...it is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick.

I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance."

by Ms.DeNiseofAnnArbor March 27, 2010

Scarpoosed

To get shot down buy the most notorious of slutty ass whores as the direct result of being very very drunk and on drugs.

Dude.. you were so fucked up on booze and drugs last night that even Renner turned you down... you got Scarpoosed bro!

by George Mettts January 25, 2009

Scrappy Doo

When a person runs up and violently sprays an unsuspecting person with diarrhea, then yells "Puppy Power!" and slaps them in the face.

I just ate a bunch ov laxatives and I'm going too give that jackass over there a Scrappy Doo.

by BigEvil13 March 14, 2015

Scape Goating

Derived from the noun Scape Goat, Scape Goating is the act of driving the speed limit or at least going with the flow until a car goes flying past you. At this point you pull out of your lane and into his, and use him as a Rabbit. The idea is to maintain a reasonable distance behind the other car and to go slightly slower than him so that he will get caught in any speed trap up ahead and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Not only does this work for speeding, but you can also follow him if he is constantly switching lanes, and rest assured that he will also be the one to get the reckless driving ticket, too, in place of you. This works best on highways and interstates, but can really be used on any kind of road with at least 2 lanes in either direction.

Driver in red car: "Man, I think this guy's been Scape Goating off me for the last couple miles. I'm gonna slow down so he passes me."

Passenger in red car: "Ok, he just passed you. Now let's Scape Goat off of him."

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Passenger in red car: "Oh man, we've been Scape Goating off that Hyundai for 10 minutes, but he's exiting."

Driver in red car: "That's ok, we'll just find someone else to Scape Goat."

by Jace555 May 4, 2009

kidney scraper

n.
an extremely large penis (ecpecially in length), that could potentially scrape the kidneys.

Wow! I mean, I've seen some big cocks, but that thing really is a kidney scraper!

by kornhole February 3, 2005

Scape Goat

Person or Persons to lay blame upon when something goes wrong

Daniel: uh oh, I have just deleted a database off the server
Gareth: Quick we need a scape goat!
Daniel: I know lets blame Lee and say he did it.

by DanTMan December 8, 2009

Schrödinger's crap

When you feel a rumbling in your rectum but you'll never know if it's a fart or a poo until you "open the box" by which time the death mass has already been released. Thus, it exemplifies the graceful paradox of the traditional Schrödinger's Cat, yet manages at the same time to make it more accessible to the common person.

1. In order to fart you need to eat, but once you eat you might need to poo instead, so you never can be sure whether you're going to want to fart or poo. This is an eloquent summary of the tragic human condition which can be abbreviated to "Schrödinger's crap".

2. I can't decide whether I want to go to see Harry Potter or Casino Royale. I'll probably know after I sit down in the theater. It's a Schrödinger's crap.

by gig4ls September 11, 2009